Just Because

Yes she was young

And lovely, tall and tan

And yes, she stole my boyfriend

I'm not happy I won't pretend

She may be dumb

But I was even dumber

How could I not see

That my boyfriend was

Just a man in the end

Everything that comes out of her mouth

Starts with the words "I was like"

"I mean I was like 'Oh my god!'"

Oh how could my man with a PhD

Left me for this girl who's all looks

She looks and looks

Yet she can not see anything

Everything that comes out of her mouth

Starts with the words "I was like"

"I mean I was like 'Oh my god!'"

Somebody shut her up

Somebody shut her up

Somebody, please...

She says "just because I'm hot,

It doesn't mean that I can not

Sing, think, talk, argue

Anything you can do

I can do better than you

You know it!"

I have lost my self esteem

I have lost my self esteem

Eveything I believed in

Left me now, left me somehow

She took it all away from me,

Now I know that I must be

Stronger and wiser

Go, consult a hair dresser

I underestimated the power she had

It was a big lesson for me

But it's enough

Please, somebody shut her up

Somebody shut her up

Somebody shut her up

Somebody, please!

Ask yourself one day if she comes your way

Are you gonna be ready for this

So go ahead and buy those shoes

Now...